Tuesday, 21 June 2011

My Lost Fly

i'm so sad, i've lost my pet house fly, so i made this poster 


i put it up in london but so far i have not found him SAD FACE. 

some nice, and some nasty people have got in touch on email and twitter. here are just a few of the BAJILLION messages... ive added more today
Just seen the missing pet ad. I'll try find him for you ! :(
oh yes peeeyze! he like rotten banana an poo. he don't like nu rave or preytenshous hats. luv u x 

mylostfly@gmail.com
      Dr S Brundle to Lost Fly
Hello there,
I have some rather sad new regarding your lost fly.
This morning, whilst I was sitting in naked in my teleportation pod, right before being transported from one pod to the other, I noticed that your fly had flown into the very same pod I was sitting in.
Fortunately, my teleportation experiment was successful.
Unfortunately, after inspecting the pod your fly was nowhere to be seen...
I am terribly sorry to I am the bearer of bad news.
If you will excuse me I have to take care of these thick black hairs that seem to be growing on my back.
Again I am really sorry that I was unable to reunite you with your beloved fly.
Yours truly,
Dr. S. Brundle 
      Lost Fly to Dr S Brundle
Dere Dr Brundle
OH DERE: there is no sutch thing as an teleportation pod. 
You see i am lookin for my REAL AMAYZING BEST FRIEND FLY and wot U have done is gone stark raving mad an then sent me a nudey picture of urself.
i appresheate it nonetheless but u should see a dr (maybe you? Ur a Dr) or have a lie down.
love u lots XX

Is this him???
that is a good artist impression! i'll use it for the police (FINGERS CROSSED NOT INSECTICIDE) report
 
lostfly@gmail.com
      Billy to Lost Fly 

I think I saw your fly!
It was black, had to crystal clear wings and made a very cute buzzing sound!
It was on Meard street in soho, He comes often for food and refreshments Usually around 1pm. There isa  despatch entrance if you wnat to come and try find him.

      Lost Fly to Billy
dere billy smith i luv u!!
u r doing a stella job of lookin for my wonderfull fly!
sadly MY fly is grey as it says on my poster. if u had RED it PROPERLEY youd kno that. but i still think ur wonderful. shall we meet by ur dispatch entranse anyway?
x
      Lost Fly to Billy
IVE BEEN WAITIN AT UR DISPATCH ENTRANSE FOR THREE FLIPPIN HOURS WHERE R U????????????????
X  
i've seen your fly near Oxford Circus... he looked drunk
O NO! he's a terror on the booze, try an catch him an giv him sum coffee an tell him I luv him. An I love u too x
 
mylostfly@gmail.com
      Barnaby to Lost Fly
Having been saddened by your story I saved up to precure you a replacement fly, which can be found here:
You may notice that it isn't as lifelike as your original fly, but it was the bestist one I could find you in the time available and I hope you have many happy moments together. 
Barnaby
      Lost Fly to Barnaby
Aw aren't u nice. 
But wot has happened is that you have BOUGHT with ur SAVINGS a DRAWING of a feather on a hook that iznt even real its on the intanet. 
sorry u have been duped and that u r a bit stupid. theres some bad people on the intanet selling fake pictures of flys.
Love u x 
      Barnaby to Lost Fly
Can I have the fly pic back?
      Lost Fly to Barnaby 
No.
 
mylostfly@gmail.com
       Florence Fly to Lost Fly
     Lost Fly to Florence Fly
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont have £10,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but i do have a small honda called rhonda, shall i leave that in the bin?? its probs worth around that or even more.
are you looking after my fly? please don't hurt him he's only a small fly, and also he bites.
you're not very nice are you? but u're quite good at art, did you do it at gcse?
lots of love x

lostfly@gmail.com
      Jackie to Lost Fly
I think I saw him around here... 
      Lost Fly to Jackie
WOWSER! where is that bin bag?? am SOOO gonna get him micro chipped. LOVE U x
      Jackie to Lost Fly
by libertys! Good luck on your hunt. ;-) x
      Lost Fly to Jackie
oh! it woznt him, he think libertys is preteshous he like debenhams. KISS x
 
did your fly have a rucksack on?
no he didnt have a ruksak, he does have a man bag but its hear at home.
 
mylostfly@gmail.com
Rob to me
Hi there, I think I saw your fly yesterday evening at around 21 hundred hours, boarding the 220 from putney bridge, heading in the wandsworth direction.
 Maybe the search net needs to be extended.
 120,000 house flies go missing in the uk each year, let's not let your beloved pet be a statistic.
 Good luck and godspeed

Lost Fly to Rob
OMG thanks so much hawk eyes! But it can't have been him coz he's left his oyster card at home :,-(
 plz keep those eagle eyes peeled for him and maybes carry a rotting banana coz he likes them?

Rob to Lost Fly
I will keep my sparrow eyes peeled.  I only have an apple with me today but will go to sainsbury's on my lunch break for a nice bruised, blackened banana.
 I take it you have been to the police and filed a missing fly report?  The first 24 hours are crucial in a missing fly case and this is no exception.
 God bless
    Lost Fly to Rob
I am super grateful, lotz of people have been emailing with info but no leads yet SAD FACE.
Love you X

@mylostfly I found your fly! £150 BY WEDNESDAY OR THE FLY GETS IT! I'M FCKING SERIOUS http://yfrog.com/kfqi2lj

mylostfly@gmail.com
Lexie to Lost Fly
I found your pet fly...
And I hope you don't cry,
It is now dead...
In my pet spiders web
Lost Fly to Lexie
OMG! Are you sure it was him?? ur pet spider sounds like a w*nker.
Lexie toLost Fly
May have been his brother.
Lost Fly to Lexie    
may have bean he had around 4000 brothers
     Lexie to Lost Fly
There was about 3999 in the web
     Lost Fly to Lexie
so when (or *IF*) I find him I now hav 2 tell him your w*nker pet spider murdered his entyre family. thanx.
revealed as original art work!
who is and has he got my fly???
Via  
Help some poor Creative get his viral off the ground. (Spotted by )
u sayin my fly got a VIRUS?? plz look out for him he like POO an BANANA. love u. ps IM A GIRL. 

so you see i still not found my BFF fly and i don't know witch randsome note to believe so i'll probs go with the one that wants £150 not £10,000. 

i will keep posting the replies, and OBV COURSE will let you all know if i find my darling fly.

heres a few more tweets below. love you X 

. Any luck? Just had a few beers in balham and he wasn't there. PERTURBED FACE.
oh no. he wont be in balham he dont like zone three, hez more of a zone 2 fly. but thanks for lookin! love u x
Maybe he has ventured to zone 3 for wimbledon though. Rotting strawberries and the stench of piss emanating from cliff richard?
 
come back home little fly!

it's in my local Pet Shop window!
NO WAAAAY! i cant believe the pet shop flyknapped him! where is the shop?? 
James Durkee
Killed him. Sorry.
 
I thought I saw it yesterday in Aylesbury, but the markings were different. Still on the look-out.
 
has lost their pet. All alone in the big smoke. Please help find him. See attached photo...

RT THIS, AT 04:30 WE SEE YOUR POSTER FOR YOUR LOST PET FLY!
 
Keeping this in case I spot it ♥

Missing Pet: While walking to the tube station this morning I saw this! After passing by, I had to go back and take


While walking to the tube station this morning I saw this! I am still laughing!!! RT cc

  why u laughing? my fly is LOST! Ur not a very nice person.
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